Form for Revoking Dating License
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Formal Notification that your Dating License Has been Revoked
By the authority of the undersigned and for due and just cause your license to engage in social/sexual contact with others has been suspended until such time as you prove to the undersigned that you are capable of engaging in such activities without:
(please check those sections that apply)
Humiliating your family
- Publicly proving your idiocy.
- Being taken for a financial ride.
- Becoming inappropriately pregnant.
- Impregnating a sexual partner.
- Or (please specify the particulars for the case cited)_____________
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Now send your license back to your parents. If your parents are dead or incapacitated send it to Arthur the Godfather for appropriate disposal.
Retraining classes are available through your local Department for Social Rehabilitation. But don’t hold your breath.
Signed,
The Right Honorable Lysander Nospooning
Judge of Social Propriety, State of Civility
Complainant:
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