PETITION TO REMOVE INDIVIDUAL FROM GENE POOL



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The undersigned, here by identified collectively as the Outraged, Hereby request that the individual named voluntarily remove him/herself from the gene pool for good and just cause. Thos causes are here after named. Those causes are:
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  • Odious and bile-raising behavior of extraordinary proportions.
  • Incivility beyond what is tolerable.
  • Personal hygiene so degrading as to make poodles quiver.  
  • A personal odor that offends my pet hyena.  
  • Too close a resemblance to another species.  
  • Being a member of another species without proper licensing.  

The undersigned therefore petition for removal at the first possible opportunity. And have a nice day.

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